Three year old boy - Wakes up at 6 and goes all day.
Three year old dog - Would've slept until 10, gotten up to pee, and gone back to bed.
Three year old boy - Couldn't wait to turn on "Wonder Pets."
Three year old dog - Thinks the Wonder Pets are a bunch of whiny animals with God complexes and speech impediments.
(They both want to sit on my lap and lick my face, though.)