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Friday, April 11, 2008

What NOT to Say.

Every morning Al gets up at o-dark-hundred hours to get ready for work. Even by the time he leaves, it's still pitch-black in our bedroom, but he always cautiously feels his way over to a sleeping me, huddled under the covers, my head buried in a heap of pillows, for a goodbye kiss.

This morning was no different. As he leaned over the bed, his puckered lips searching around to find mine, he caressed me sweetly with his hand and whispered, "Wow, Peanut is REALLY growing... that belly's gettin' BIG."

"That's not my belly," I corrected. "It's my behind."

"OHOKAYWELLBYEHONEY!!" he shot out quickly, as he lept for the door.

27 comments:

  1. Nice going Al!!! LOL Too funny. Had me laughing outloud.

    Tracei

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  2. Laughing out loud!!! How long will you make him grovel for that one?

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  3. LOL I am totally cracking up over this. toooooooooooooooooo funny!

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  4. Oh, poor Al! I fear he will never live this one down. Thank him for the laugh!

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  5. Oh. My. Gracious. Granny. *wiping tears of laughter from eyes* Al, you'll be living this down for years, Shug!

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  6. That is too funny! He will never live that one down.

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  7. Oh, that poor, poor man! At least he had enough sense to get out of the room quickly.

    Can you start posting weekly butt shots along with the belly shots? ;)

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  8. Yeah. I'm married to one of those. Shortly after we were married, Hubs got into bed, started rubbing my "frontal region" as he said "How does this backrub feel?" Um, yeah. I said "Honey, that's not my back you are rubbing...that's my chest."
    And, nope, he still hasn't lived that one down. :o)

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  9. tell Al we have a LOVE-ly guest suite with his name on it.

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  10. I hope he brought you home something really nice after that comment.
    Smiles!

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  11. I would have booked it outta there too! Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh. I ♥ you... and your big.. umm.. belly! :)

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  12. Thanks for the Saturday afternoon chuckle! I hope you let Al sleep in that bed with you last night!

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  13. Ohhhh I'm laughing so much!!! I love the way you write - not just the comedy of the situation, but little things like "o-dark-hundred hours" :) I love that! I read your blog entry to Neil and he had a good chuckle too, hehe!

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  14. ummmmm...

    yeah...

    speechless...

    xo ~K

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  15. So completely the kind of thing my husband would have done. In fact I think it's why he turns on the hall light so he can see the bed when he says goodbye.

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  16. There better have been a dozen roses in his hand when he got home!

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  17. LOL - I can't imagine what he owes you after that one! I'm pretty much thinkin' you are going to live at the spa!

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  18. LOl!!!
    When my hubby pulls one of those I smile sweetly & say "Start barkin honey, cos you're in the doghouse!"
    Oh those hubbys, they like to step in it don't they.
    :)

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