There's a question rattling around in my head, y'all. I want to ask it, but I'm askeert I'll somehow be telling on myself, even though I honestly can't figure out what I'd be telling. But YOU might now the answer, which might lead you to believe something about me that even I don't know about me. Or if I do know it about me, I don't know why it would be the answer to this particular question.
Why do I keep getting these really crude, disgusting, embarrass-me-until-my-scalp-turns-purple-and-itches emails in my bulk mail box? What on earth did I DO, or SAY, or LOOK UP that got me on a list of people who might be interested in something like THAT? And WHAT do I hafta do to get my sweet little naive, innocent self back OFF the list, for cryin' outloud?
The titles of these emails are SO vulgar and embarrassing that even my manly, make-jokes-about-everything and/or tease-me-until-I-crumple-into-a-red-hyperventilating-heap husband, when he accidentally sees my email box over my shoulder, CAN'T BRING HIMSELF SAY A WORD! This is even too awful for HIM to comment upon! But I can feel him looking and even getting a little freaked out that MY WIFE GETS EMAILS ENTITLED *WHAT?* (You know how when you know someone really well, you can FEEL their body tense up or their eyes burn when there's something going on that they don't GET or don't like, even if you can't see them?) I never say anything to HIM about them because ugh!, that is a dialogue I don't even want to open up, you know?
Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you? Have you ever had this problem, and what did you do to get it to STOP? Many of my REAL emails (some of them from Y'ALL!) have started going to my bulk folder for unknown reasons, too, so I can't just STOP opening it.
BUT ... YU-UCK!