Dear Mrs. Blogreader,
Megan was unfortunately unable to complete her homework assignment to turn in today.
Actually she has it about halfway done, but is just too tard and ee-yull to finish and post it, on accounta this styupid bladder infection which has returned with a vengeance. I'm telling you this not as a bid for your sympathy but to explain why Megan won't be regaling you with funny package store stories tonight as she promised she would on Friday. And yes, she is well aware of how crushed you and the rest of the class must certainly be feeling about this failure on her part to live up to the expectations she herself set forth here publicly on the blog and for that she is truly and deeply and emphatically sorry.
Megan has, however, prepared some extra-credit work. She wanted you all to read a real beverage-snorter... a pee-in-your-pants funny post written by her wise and witty pal JulieMom. If you love What NOT to Wear and/or the Food Network, you are going to be rolling on your floor just seconds after you click. right.
Megan will be back in class soon (hopefully she can get in to see a doctor tomorrow or at the very least early in the day on Tuesday) to close the loop on the package store post. I will tell you now though that serendipitously enough, the randomly-selected winner of the personalized token of my esteem was none other than JulieMom herself. Megan be sending her something special this week. Something small and light and good for travel, I expect!
Thank you for your kind understanding in this matter,